iii's open.
child of the [u]niverse
don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me don’t date me
(reverse psychology, sucker mwa ha ha ha h a)
been feeling rlly down lately n idk y wtf bye
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait…
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
